The Tax Man

Tax his land, Tax his bed, Tax the table At which he's fed. Tax his work, Tax his pay, He works for peanuts Anyway! Tax his cow, Tax his goat, Tax his pants, Tax his coat. Tax his tobacco, Tax his drink, Tax him if he Tries to think. Tax his car, Tax his gas, Find other ways To tax his ass. Tax all he has Then let him know That you won't be done Till he has no dough. When he screams and hollers; Then tax him some more, Tax him till He's good and sore. Then tax his coffin, Tax his grave, Tax the sod in Which he's laid. When he's gone, Do not relax, Its time to apply The inheritance tax. Accounts ReceivableTax Airline surcharge tax Airline FuelTax Airport MaintenanceTax Building PermitTax CigaretteTax Corporate IncomeTax DeathTax Dog LicenseTax Driving PermitTax EnvironmentalTax (Fee) Excise Taxes Federal Income Tax Federal Unemployment (UI) Fishing License Tax Food License Tax Gasoline Tax (too much per litre) Gross ReceiptsTax HealthTax Hunting LicenseTax HydroTax InheritanceTax InterestTax LiquorTax LuxuryTaxes Marriage LicenseTax MedicareTax MortgageTax Personal IncomeTax PropertyTax PovertyTax Prescription DrugTax Provincial Income and sales tax Real EstateTax Recreational VehicleTax Retail SalesTax Service ChargeTax SchoolTax Telephone FederalTax Telephone Federal, Provincial and Local Surcharge Taxes Telephone Minimum Usage Surcharge Tax Vehicle License Registration Tax Vehicle Sales Tax WaterTax Watercraft RegistrationTax Well PermitTax Workers CompensationTax THINK THIS IS FUNNY? Not one of these taxes existed 60 years ago, & our nation was one of the most prosperous in the world. We had absolutely no national debt, had a large middle class, and Mom stayed home to raise the kids. What happened? Can you spell 'politicians?'